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House cats are living proof that all you need to live comfortably is to kiss up to the right people.
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Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other “I just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and somebody is like ‘awww man you’re gonna have to call a moving company’ and then my friend is like ‘nah, man, I got my buddy Alex,’ you know?”
What an absolutely adorable reason to want to be strong. Live your dreams, skinny man. Your body is thin but your heart is swole.
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